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Sheppard crouched and brought up the P-90. A fly buzzed around his head. The sweet mountain breeze shuffled the leaves around him.It was all very Great White Hunter.
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A different kind of genderfuckery - awesome fic about sexual orientation and love, n'aww. With bonus frogs! “I would relieve your burden, The Colonel,” says the local shaman of P3R-2X7, staring into John’s eyes. On this world, they like to p
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"I like this planet," he said to no one in particular when the music ended. "Isn't this a nice planet?"
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"Yes, yes, I heard you the first three times," Rodney said. He was adjusting one of the ropes on John's ankles, and John couldn't see him. "Are you done fighting yet? This is 550 cord, Colonel, you certainly aren't going to break it."
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Summary : John wasn’t very good at following the text. Once, there was a boy.
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John leans in the doorway, all loose limbed with one hip thrust out a little. He plays with his dog tags and looks at Rodney through his eyelashes. "C'mon, Rodney."
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When Rodney figures out the multiple orgasm, all of Atlantis knows about it.
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"In our culture," John told her with an aggressive absence of inflection, "changing someone's gender without asking permission is consideredimpolite."
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"I only flashed them once." Rodney slowed his chewing and tipped his temporarily feminine head. "Okay, twice. Kavanaugh literally fled before me, averting his eyes."
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I mean, as they say, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, just like sometimes a fear of horses is nothing but a fear of horses. An entirely rational fear, by the way. Why does it have to mean anything else? And don't get me started on the anal-retentive t
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Citywide genderfuck, hijinks and awesomeness ensue. The men spend the entire meeting trying not to stare at each other's tits and failing miserably.
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Atlantis welcomes John with open arms, but she’s not what he needs.
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Rodney stirred beside him and then moved into a full-body stretch, arching his back before sinking back down on the bed with a blissful sigh.
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My real feeling is that traditional publishing has an audience and exists because change doesn’t happen overnight. However, it does happen and has been happening around us for quite some time.
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But - listen. You're the one who chose to let a story out into the wide world, who didn't want to keep that potential locked up inside you forever. And stories are like love: the more you share them, the more and better they grow.
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“Oh, c’mon E. You can’t leave it there. Have I ever what? Fucked a dog? Tried escargot? Respected you in any way whatsoever?”
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"It's fucking her," Elijah had drawled, amused and knowing because he'd had this kind of reaction from people before. First they laugh and possibly mock, and then they looked -- idle curiosity, maybe, but Elijah really doubted it -- and then they looke
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"Best. Dream. Ever." he asserts, his voice coming sludgy and groggy, and he's tempted to just go back to sleep, see if he can recapture it, or at least put off the moment when he has to admit that it's over and it'll probably be a one-shot deal. Dreams
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Pet is sprawled at his feet, an improbable spread of softly gleaming, earth-tone limbs, and there are bits of it spread all across the kitchen floor.
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(Villains Challenge) It's a crossover between SGA and a MMORPG. Be very afraid. Rodney smiled. Taking out a couple of Trolls would be easy. If anyone asked awkward questions, he'd look like the hero type. He'd bleed off some of the radiation, helping
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John was vacationing with his parents, too, and had already done a lot of the same things the McKays had done, though the fun had been brought to an abrupt end when John had broken his wrist in some sort of water park accident.
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irritated ancient sentient furniture. what's not to like? This is highly irregular, thinks the lab table as lcjsheppard unbuckles dmrmckay's pants and shoves him against its surface. The lights running up its legs flash in irritation but neither of
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The Puddlejumpers are the biggest gossips in Atlantis. “Then the scientist kissed John,” and Jumper Three pauses, in just the same way that all the jumpers pause over John’s name, which has the serendipitous effect of allowing a collective sh
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The porny sequel to ' Kiss Me, I'm An Earthling!' "What are sexploits?"
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"We have always been very interested in the customs of other worlds," he said, "and so we would like you to demonstrate a few of your customs for us." Didn't sound so bad, but you could never be sure—
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She'd heard rumors as a child; they all had.Koreos, living ghosts. Those taken by the Wraith and returned to the world of men changed. Marked.Cursed.
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NZ era - Some pub, some night, some temper. At worst, Elijah gets bladdered and his mad choked-sounding laugh gets even louder, madder and more choked-sounding before he wanders off to the gent's to heave up whatever he poured down himself. Orlando
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Bric-a-Brac Kid Fic, #4 The first time it happens, John doesn't think too much about it. They're going through the food line at lunch, and Rodney makes a beeline for pie, only it's lemon meringue, in the special quarantine area for citrus that Rodn
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I want to look at some of the more interesting articulations of canon, fanon, and what lies between, as well as how we can negotiate what actually constitutes fanon and whether it's always bad.
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Keep clicking on the 'next ficlet' link to read the 8 parts.
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The Tao of Rodney could have ended differently, and then... Alternate take. John stops tracking the passage of time. He even manages to distance himself from thoughts of McKay and clear blue skies. Though occasionally, when in particularly bad situ
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“I just -- you’re distracting me,”
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John and Rodney get stranded on a planet together. Rodney's cranky, pissed, and sore--until John offers him a backrub. On the third day they were marooned on PX3-695, one Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard offered one Doctor Rodney McKay a backrub.
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Yet another awesomely funny Erin fic, duh. A must read! Half an hour and a tour of the primary laboratory facility later, he realized he was terribly, horribly wrong. This wasn't the planet of helpful Wraith haters. This was the Blind Date planet.
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Hero, Heroine, Anti-Hero, and Anti-Heroine are all narrative functions which can only be inhabited by a main character.
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Heart-wrenching. It's only the beginning, and as an added bonus it always sends me to the bad bad place. um. “It’s science’s answer to reincarnation,” he said. “Well, alien technology’s, anyway.”
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ea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind.
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This is a kind of flying that Rodney can get behind.
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Third and last of Trinity's wingfic trilogy.
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An alternate continuation to Trinity's Misery to Man. Why is he granted this when she is not?Even if this gift is born of great tragedy, it pains her to think that he cannot seem to see the wonder in it.
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A sequel to out_there's Nightmares In ten years John has gotten gray hair sprinkled along his temples, an ache in his lower back that almost never goes away, and a new rank. In ten years Rodney has grown about a foot and a half (though he me
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That’s what he’d tell you, if you asked. He wouldn’t tell you that he once read this about swimming:“like a thousand cool kisses / pressed across my flesh”.John doesn’t like that feeling.
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At the moment, Rodney looked like an oversized and cranky butterfly.
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One of the most beautiful genderfucks I've read. Can't wait for more in that universe!
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Rodney whispered, "You have the coolest superpower ever."
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The first time they had sex, John noticed that Rodney was a little awkward, a little tentative, but he didn't think much of it. A lot of people took a while to loosen up with a new partner. Besides, John had always pegged Rodney as being pretty close to
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A fantastic story. McKay is standing in the corner of the living room, tentatively pulling back the edge of a gingham curtain and peering out. Suddenly he lets the fabric drop and whirls around. "How far," he asks. "How far from the gate do you thi
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"Kind of what the Season 3 premiere would be like, if it were written by Douglas Adams. And he was on crack." "Ah," said Rodney, "well. I'm sure it's—maybe they were justinspiredin that direction. Inclined. I mean inclined."
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It was supposed to behappywith winged Rodney feeding JohnPie. Well that sure as hell didn't happen.
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pre-quel to Bric a Brac Kid in the expanding universe of the same name The first Thursday of every month was "Find Out Something New About Atlantis" day--threats from the Wraith and other imminent disasters notwithstanding--and Rodney had long beli
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Bric a Brac Kid universe tidbit. "I'm allowed two cups a day!" McKay squares his shoulders indignantly. "If you're going to be my own personal healthy pregnancy monitor, at least get your facts straight."
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Fiction MainAcknowlegements: The pretty, pretty cover above is by the astonishinglytalentedfatuorum.Huge thanks goes toignipes,20thcenturyvole,andennamefor betaingthis beast. The readable bits in here are their doing. The onesthat are less so are entire
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Christ, if Rodney was a robot, John would have trouble controlling himself. Which is sick and so very wrong, but John goes instantly hard and his hips contemplate rubbing off against the half-cocked computer console.Robot. Shiny, metal robot.
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Halfway into a standard recon mission, John walked into a bunker, following a faint power signal. Eighteen hours later, pissed as hell at his team for leaving him behind, he finally managed to finesse the lock and walked out- right into the middle of o
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Sheppard perks up at her voice. "Rodney! Teyla! Are you lost too?""You areso drunk," Rodney tells him."Nooo," Sheppard says, shaking his head, a very serious look on his face. The vines move with him.Rodney stares at the plant. "Wait, what do you meanex
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"Oh my god!" Rodney shrieked, bolting up in bed and clutching the covers protectively against his chest. Upon hearing his voice, he managed to look even more stricken than before, and he raised a hand up to his throat. "Oh, mygod!" He looked at Laura
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Rodney raised his arms above his head and yawned audibly. “What happened?” he asked. He opened his eyes, and John saw that he had been transformed even more than Elizabeth. Gone was the padding at his jaw line—his whole face and frame looked th
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(Dark Side Challenge) “What happened? It got dark.”The sound of John’s sigh seemed a lot louder in the pitch black of the windowless room. “Yeah, I kinda noticed that. What I mean is,whydid it happen?”“I would be able to figure that out
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He has a list - a small database, really - so he's not likely to forget
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Rodney isn’t the same person who stepped through the Gate into the Pegasus galaxy; since he believes in the Infinite Worlds Model, he actually doesn’t believe he’s the same person as he was when he decided to have cereal for breakfast instead of o
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Rodney doesn’t know when he became the kind of person who has silent conversations with people, who recognizes subtle shifts in mood by the line of someone’s shoulders or the exact way they sigh. He compares it to pattern recognition in complex math
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John knew he was in love with Rodney way before Elizabeth died. He takes it personally that his life story has to include the motif love equals death, because John loved Elizabeth, too, for her optimism in the face of insurmountable odds, for her affect
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It makes *me* like sports. That says a lot, right there. <3 John slouched around for three days, pissed at Mitchell. He printed out the email and folded it up and shoved it in a pocket of his tac vest, even though their stash of Laser Jet paper wa
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The circus that is sg1 team on hols = funniest shit. Cameron Mitchell had -- yeah, had offered John a weird sort of friendship, and he'd watched John carefully and helped John stay standing when John forgot that Earth was not Atlantis, when Earth b
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Powerful, romantic, funny, HOT. After the briefings and the medical exams and the embarrassing ordeal of borrowing clothes from Cadman, there’s nothing left to do but go on with life as usual, especially since Elizabeth’s grounded the two of th
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Rodney’s gaze darts from John’s eyes to his mouth and back again, and then they’re coming together slowly, so slowly, breath mingling first, lips millimetres apart. Rodney’s hand comes up and covers John’s breast, thumb scraping over a nipple
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John wasn't entirely sure how this whole...thingbetween him and Rodney worked, but he didn't think he should show any weakness. That would probably be a turn-off, and John really wanted another chance with Rodney. He really wanted to get Rodney into a l
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"I'm not going out there until I look hot," Rodney says. "I was a pretty average-looking guy, but I'm like a porn star in this body. And you are going to show me what to do with it, aren't you?"
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Sheppard grimaces and the tips of his ears turn red. "You have pretty hair," he blurts out.
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Rodney crosses his arms over his chest. He'd learned early on to do itoverthe breasts, because doing it under made any man in the immediate area go entirely stupid. "We can play chess," he says. Then he lifts one finger. "In a public place. Lord knows I
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John and Rodney, at odds with each other. And an ancient bath house in Atlantis (Amnesty Challenge). "A dry well in Atlantis." Rodney folded his arms across his chest and glared at Corrigan. "Now there's a brilliant thought.""Reminds me of a water
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Much love for Lenore, making hotness and tenderness out of pure silly. Oh, FIC. :-) Rodney threw up his hands. "I'm horny! Impossibly, unbearably, unremittingly horny. Like I've never been horny in my entire life. Because apparently that old wives
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Aliens make them do it again and again and... suddenly not at all anymore, damn it. He knew what that meant. One of them, or all of them,having to perform some ridiculous feat of skill or eat somethingunidentifiable. It usually ended with bruises o
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"Yes, I am insulting you, because why not? We're trapped in a collapsed cavemilesfrom the gate with nonfunctioning radios and no convenient piles of garbage from which I can MacGyver us an Ancient escalator! We! Are! Screwed! And in the face of certain
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John chooses to live. The look of happy surprise on Rodney’s face is warm and honest, andJohn thinks maybe it isn’t too late to make a different choice.
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“It’s like Atlantis is trying to tell me something.”John’s speaking slowly and carefully, words being meted out likerations. “It’s like a hum in the back of my brain. At first it was onlythere at night—while I was sleeping—but now it’s
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"You can’t have it both ways, Colonel. If you haven’t had anyrelationships, either you’re having the occasional one-night stand oryou’re not having sex at all.”
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John as black-clad superman? Yes, really. "It's not okay. Do you know how many other papers have scooped us by now? Our front page carries Gary Kavanagh's searing exposé of mild corruption in the city water department, while the front page of ever
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"... which was horrendous, of course," Rodney's saying as they step into a transporter. "Oh, and that was before I took the opportunity of bitch-slapping Chaya, anyway, you want something from the mess?"
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awesomest team-trapped-in-a-cave ever. "Yes, I am insulting you, because why not? We're trapped in a collapsed cavemilesfrom the gate with nonfunctioning radios and no convenient piles of garbage from which I can MacGyver us an Ancient escalator! W
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The sequel to "No, Really", and the home of the Atlanteans do it Under Siege tee-shirt. More awesomeness! "How do the Wraith achieve faster-than-light travel?" Teyla asked."I don't know, how?" Ronon asked, smiling."In fact they cannot. They stick t
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"It might help if you were to wear yours while you present the idea to the science team, Rodney," Elizabeth says. "To show your support."
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Then the lights dipped low, blinked twice, and god yes a blowjob. John was on his knees before the door was open, burying his nose in new musk and strong legs. Oh yeah, he could go for more dick like this, uncut and foreign and long, already leaking f
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Part of a series, but this is the one I meant to hilight. John-the-slutty-rentboy gets a dream evening cum special contract for public, many people-sex, orchestrated by Rodney-the-rich-and-infatuated. Very good, very porny porn. :-)) Rodney looked
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grasping moss! "So you're saying," said John, "this doohickey is an orgy calculator?"
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"Just me and Doc, trying to do science." And okay, it was an old joke, but John went for it anyway. "Yeah, I was thinking Back to the Future. Whaddya think?"John never saw a lot of things coming, not just people trying to make out with him. But this
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John is slightly oblivious... I loveLOVE this one. The phone rang. John made a face at it. It rang again, and John picked up because he couldn't find the volume button to make the noise less obnoxious. When he brought the receiver to his ear, s
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“Howdo you keep winning?”“By being better than you?” Sheppard suggested.
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Once upon a time, or something like that, there was a very brilliant (and slightly odd-looking) man known as Rodney McKay. He was in his thirties and still lived at home with his parents, much to their mutual annoyance.(He would have moved out, but back
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"I swear to God, I hate those fucking Ancients," John snarled.
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“Why are you carrying that ugly bag?” asks Ronon, poking at the canvas satchel Rodney finally found last night in a trendy chain store named something appalling like “American Navy”.“Dear god, did they seriously put you in denim? Please tell
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Oh, nostalgia, thou art a cruel mistress.
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CWRPF - J2, Tom Welling/Michael Rosenbaum, Chad Michael Murray/Jason Dohring, Amanda Seyfried/Kristen Bell other pairings mentioned. AU wherein CW celebrities grow up together and spend a summer away at camp. Complete and total crack. ~5,300 word
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I love fangirls and their crack-y productions. Story index located here for handiness factor.
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When the king's guards return Colonel Sheppard to them, he's wearing a collar. He's alsostoned out of his mind."Oh, crap," Rodney says, "not again."
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Perfect, with an OFC (SHeppard's kid) that enver fails to make me grin. "No, McKay. The question is, with that charming personality of yours, what woman is going to give you the time of day." She laughed and slid off his desk. "Got to go. Loads to
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This one leaves me blinking tears, heart thudding, grinning - every time. He's been in the military long enough to knowthat guys console themselves with booze, fighting, and getting off—andJohn's never been one for drinking or fighting. So he isn
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in my head, cameron mitchell can knit.
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"You're surprisingly mean for an overgrown butterfly."
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Rodney is a Mountie, John Does Math, Zelenka is at his most charming and I even love Beckett. Multiple pairings, aliens almost make them do it, it's awesome through and through. When Rodney McKay first heard about the Stargate from a tipsy Czech, h
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He grabbed his laptop, grabbed his other laptop, and headed for the conference room. "Coffee," he said. Zelenka looked at him, sighed a little, and handed over a tin mug. Rodney drained it in three gulps, winced at the harsh flavor of it--Zelenka could
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I always read this AU with pleasure. Oh, Rodney! Sleep-fuzzed and disoriented, Rodney struggles onto his back and actually gets a hand onto his belly before he realizes that there's no more comforting clack and click of keys. Oh.Oh.
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A look at Ronon's sexuality - in time, culture, and actions. Ronon is big for his age, taller than most of the other boys, but it's Jaris who rules their group, Jaris who tells them excitedly about the stuff that came out of his penis, how it means
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There are things he wants Rodney wants to know, but doesn't want to say. He's a man capable of many things, but those conversations are not among them. He never claimed he wasn't ever a coward.
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"Wonderful," Rodney says. "Why don't you come back over here and help me pick out something to stick up your ass, hm?"
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(masks and masquerade challenge) John grinned. "So McKay's attractive to everyone?"
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"John is cock-hungry. Seriously."
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"The whole world is fucked up the way the whole world is always fucked up. i'm kind of addicted to hurting them; they're so pretty when they hurt. you should feel free to think of this as an AU if it makes you feel less dirty for thinking it's hot and
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I think I’ll talk out my ass a little bit about southern regional dialect(s) and how that dialect(s)/are is informed by class, social cues, and jocularity.
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I'd argue that WNGWJLEO is still a popular trope even as our protagonists' sexual identities have become more open to gay or bi identities and we as audience are more willing to read them in such a way. As a result, many declare WNG a horridly homophobi
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"includes hand-holding! and semi-colons!" || 950 words to tug at you just right; Teyla knits. "Well," Rodney says, desperate to change the subject. "Did you see the hat Teyla made me?" He holds it up.Sheppard looks away. "It's meant to scare off ce
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Comparison between Petrelli bros and Winchester bros: rock.
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Silly, fun, yay.
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The One Where There's A Girl-Meredith In An Alternate Reality. Two Sheppards, too! Lots of fun. “You don't have a Dr. McKay?” he demanded, trying to keep his voice steady and trying not to imagine any one of the terrible things that must have h
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No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't make the dark words swimming on hisscreen come back into focus so he could read them again. "Probably. I'm just notsure of anything, actually." He shrugged.Elizabeth frowned and then just as quickly stopped. The
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This isn't a cover, and it isn't even an illustration of a scene from the story . (says the author/artist) Media: watercolor and Photoshop
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John is kind of a dog, and Rodney's a genius, nu. John shoved him a little and croaked "Hey!" indignantly, but Rodney just kept going.
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"viewer requests: closets, frottage, up against a wall, mud (what? no one requested mud?)" || Fun AND fun, twice. Also with hot, imperfect sex. Rodney grabbed him by the tac vest, yanked him in until they were nose-to-nose, and hissed, "We aresohav
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Um. Ancient/Athosian device made them do it? Post Doranda. John automatically reached out to touch it. “No,” Teyla said quietly, and John drew back. This was usually the part where Rodney cursed John creatively and at length for his stupidit
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A missing scene from Skintight in the "skinverse". Lovely take on the distracting power of want. Rodney felt a wet tickle at the back of his neck, then the press of hot, damp skin. Sheppard’s forehead, pressed against the base of Rodney’s neck,
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As I've said before, I do think fanfic is transgressive, but because it assumes that the underlying text is completely up for grabs; it isn't necessary to invert everything, or even change everything less than 180 degrees, to be transgressive.
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At 16.23, when he couldn't stand all the stupid giggling in the lab anymore, he went out to work on his laptop on the balcony. Sheppard was there. Didn't he ever do any work?"I swear to god, if you start telling me how many people in Atlantis have a sec
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A delicious take on a Three Laws issue, like classic Asimov, but with a great classic (should I say oldschool?) slashy take. Oh, SU-3! Sue didn't say anything for a long while, and then finally, in a slightly husky and deepened voice, said, "I cann
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SIlly, cute, musical fun, with a Rodneysaur on top. (Flashfic Song and Dance Challenge) Gee, Major and Doctor(To the tune of "Gee, Officer Krupke" fromWest Side Story)SHEPPARD:Believe me, Dr. Weir,It's not that we are gay.It's just the local beerT
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"And then you ran out into the sunlight and caught onfire," Sheppard added. "Ronon had to beat you out with his coat.""I'll expect a new one," Ronon rumbled, and adjusted his grip on Rodney's ankles. He heard the last chevron click into place and the w
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Teyla and Ronon agree to accompany Matock back to some boring cultural thing while Sheppard gets stuck with scientist duty. Which is to say, he gets the job with the really cool huge alien space guns. The whole rooftop is covered with them, spread out
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The sequel to Second Skin, which is one of my favorite stories ever. This time they're on Earth for a spell, and it's an opportunity to try new things...
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Of course, the people of M3Q-754 had slightly different reasons for agreeing with him. Rodney opened his mouth again, then closed it abruptly. People often accused him of lacking a filter between his brain and his mouth. Those people were just idio
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John ducked his head and rubbed his thumb over the jut of Rodney's hip. "It's soft.""Oh my god – ""I can nap on it," John explained." – you're possessed."
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Aliens make John dress up. Again. Slight hints of D/S and breathplay. Set in the 'Second Skin' universe after 'Skintight'. “Rodney. It’s okay. Come on, help me out, okay?”“I -” Rodney stood there helplessly, the corset-thing dangling from his
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Summary: Oh no! Stuck in a artic-y cold tundra-like wasteland! What ever shall they do? *grins*
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An awesome long ot4 with a John slightly slow in the head. Poignant in places, the sex is hot, I love the team. The next time an alien princess tried to seduce him, he laughed in her face.The time after that, he just raised an eyebrow and said, "Yo
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Coming out of some emotionally intense debates aroundlim's fanvidUS, I've been thinking quite a bit about how much of a community "we" really are, how exclusionary this community is, how much it has changed over the past, and how responsible we are to e
