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"It's fucking her," Elijah had drawled, amused and knowing because he'd had this kind of reaction from people before. First they laugh and possibly mock, and then they looked -- idle curiosity, maybe, but Elijah really doubted it -- and then they looke
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"Best. Dream. Ever." he asserts, his voice coming sludgy and groggy, and he's tempted to just go back to sleep, see if he can recapture it, or at least put off the moment when he has to admit that it's over and it'll probably be a one-shot deal. Dreams
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Pet is sprawled at his feet, an improbable spread of softly gleaming, earth-tone limbs, and there are bits of it spread all across the kitchen floor.
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(Villains Challenge) It's a crossover between SGA and a MMORPG. Be very afraid.
Rodney smiled. Taking out a couple of Trolls would be easy. If anyone asked awkward questions, he'd look like the hero type. He'd bleed off some of the radiation, helping
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John was vacationing with his parents, too, and had already done a lot of the same things the McKays had done, though the fun had been brought to an abrupt end when John had broken his wrist in some sort of water park accident.
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irritated ancient sentient furniture. what's not to like?
This is highly irregular, thinks the lab table as lcjsheppard unbuckles dmrmckay's pants and shoves him against its surface. The lights running up its legs flash in irritation but neither of
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The Puddlejumpers are the biggest gossips in Atlantis.
“Then the scientist kissed John,” and Jumper Three pauses, in just the same way that all the jumpers pause over John’s name, which has the serendipitous effect of allowing a collective sh
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The porny sequel to '
Kiss Me, I'm An Earthling!'
"What are sexploits?"
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"We have always been very interested in the customs of other worlds," he said, "and so we would like you to demonstrate a few of your customs for us." Didn't sound so bad, but you could never be sure—